Best Ever Dad Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying? He was in a JAM.


What do you call an exploding monkey? A Ba-BOON!


What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear!


How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.


What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!”


What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.


Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!


I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!


What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.


What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.


What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaa!