Best Ever Dad Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying? He was in a JAM.

What do you call an exploding monkey? A Ba-BOON!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear!

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.

What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!”